December 2008
109 posts
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: well it's not quite a mop, and not quite a puppet but man...ahahah so, to answer your question...I don't know.
Hayley Overload.
Bar Talk
Kyle: Oh shit, i just saw Aaron Zadek as i was coming in
me: And?
Kyle: I just wished him merry christmas, and then he laughed at me
Me: ...
My new years dream
by 12:00 I hope to be up north, sitting in a hottub drinking champagne and perhaps smoking a fine fine cigar with my friends. You better believe i’m stoked for tomorrow.
today I woke up with...
- a huge bump on my head
- cuts on my hand
- one leg in trackpants, one not
- two texts from my sister asking me if i’m ok
guh, and a pretty gnarly hangover
and to think last night was just a PRACTICE for new years…
UPDATE: Zooey Deschanel Engaged To Ben Fucking... →
indierawk:
shega:
drned:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
i am drinking scotch tonight and not fucking shaving for weeks. That fucking guy on the right? So i had a chance all along? i’ve got “feelings” too, babe. this is totally unfair. i challenge that dude to a Feelings-Off. winner takes all, ok? i get the western shirts, the haircut, zooey deschanels hand in marriage, everything. ok?...
Hello Control EP Download
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this is awesome!! thanks guys!
so looks like I'm watching all 4 movies
Thanks!
I blame my insomnia on tumblr.
I just tried to write a list of highlights and lowlights of the year and i can’t remember alot of the year…
Is that a high point or low point?
a night of mahem is planned tonight
if i come home late and post ramblings and incoherent nonsense please ignore!
thanks
Love,
Jase.
man in santa suit goes on killing rampage →
wow.
Christopher Nolan film fest?
I think thats the plan today
Memento
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Prestige (incredible movie, I have a wicked ScarJo crush)
and just in general hiding from relatives until it’s absolutely nessecary to see them.
Merry Christmas tumblr!!!!!!!
good lord i’ve had alot to drink…
i hope you all are safe and sound and having an awesome christmas!!!
what is it with me and exclaimations tonight?
I love christmas.
Mom: Stop drinking. I don't want you smelling like a brewery in church.
Moi: Then stop making me go to church...*cracks open another*
I know it’s not quite christmas yet, but i got a blackberry and have spent the whole day trying to get it to a point where I can use it without pulling out my hair. I think I’ve found it.
Also, I can tumble from the phone. That is dangerous. PIN to follow!!! oh and a gpoyw when I’m all cleaned up for church
merry x-mas tumblrs!
i have just spent the last three hours on...
all i can think of is video games.
That’s it. I’m going in search of food.
I’m not gonna lie, I scanned through my music collection today (21gb) and all I want to listen to is Taking Back Sunday - Carpathia over and over again.
Thanks Carlovely!!
I met a new co-worker at work today and for some reason she rubbed me the wrong way… she was overly happy and would not shut up, just an absolute motormouth. 20 minutes after meeting her, I think I heard her entire life story. Perhaps it was because I was slightly hungover and she was walking along with a spring in her step. It was honestly like the girl had 4 Percocets and a few rails of...
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have...
– National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (via bohemea) (via singlescoop)
Question:
Whats up with Kiefer Sutherland and America?(Call of duty 5 , Ford AD’s, 24)… you guys know he’s a Canuck right?
Current time - 9:36 PM
Current status: Drinking in track pants due to snow in
What happened to tumblr video chat?
I quite enjoy a cold one.
why do i sense a tumblr Snowed in party and video...
pffth what the hell kind of snowstorm is this ? it’s barely even...
– Me - 8am
Canadian Tumblrs
allthiscanbeyours:
Where are all of you located? I often wonder how many tumblrs are actually close to me. I’ll start, I live in Kitchener, Ontario!
Toronto, Ontario.. it’s as awesome as it sounds!
As if this week didn't get any worse...
over 150 pets were killed last night in a fire at the Durham Humance Society. Arson was ruled out as a cause, but the shelter needs to be rebuilt to continue rescuing other animals in Durham region.
Please donate if you can.
http://www.humanedurham.com/donations.html
For those who don’t know, Underground Operations will be filming Protest...
– AHHHHH!!!!! so pumped for tonight!!!
Nip/Tuck is the shit.
That’s right, I threw it out there
tell me what you think!
i never post shit like this but this one was too... →
ahomeboyslife:
i kind of like tmz when its spontanious.
burn. epic burn. Take that media. in yo face.