These are honestly the most perfect dogs I have ever seen.

Nova scotia duck tolling retrievers.

It speaks wonders to the breed that finding a breeder is rare but, CAN’T I JUST FIND ONE?

It’s next to impossible I swear.

Homer: Burkina Faso?  Disputed Zone?  Who called all these weird places?
Homer’s Brain: Quiet, it might be you!  I can’t remember.
Homer: Naw, I’m going to ask Marge.
Homer’s Brain: No, no!  Why embarrass us both?  Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins.

“Hey…Mr. Prime Minister…Hey ANDY!”

Alright lads, what’s the good word?

we’re through the looking glass here people…

TIFF:In Conversation With George R.R Martin

I just bought tickets for this Q&A on Monday march 12 with the creator of the Song Of Ice and Fire series of novels.

Might just be the nerdiest thing I have ever done.

But what the hell, I really love Game of Thrones

I don’t know.

come on, you call that blowing?

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax.

home from work

12 hour days make Jason something something.

Holy smokes, you need booze!